Video Game Review – Game Complaint Department

Review – Bionic Commando (NES)

January 16, 2020 Adzuken 0

Just trust me here. The first thing you want to do in Bionic Commando is to use “transfer” to move your helicopter into one of those trucks roaming around the world map. Once you do, […]

Review – Halo: Reach

January 14, 2020 Adzuken 0

I can’t claim to be a fan of Halo. More accurately, I love the idea of Halo. I love what it stands for. When the Xbox first hit the market with Halo, it was an […]

Review – Luigi’s Mansion 3

December 31, 2019 Adzuken 0

I’ve always been a fan of Luigi. Ever since his high jumps nearly broke Super Mario Bros. 2. When I’d play Super Mario World alone, I’d start a two-player mode and kill off Mario so […]

Review – The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

December 17, 2019 Adzuken 0

The first time I finished The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening I nearly cried. Anyone who’s done the same probably knows what I’m talking about. The second time, however, I was less impressed. I was […]

Review – Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered

October 22, 2019 Adzuken 0

Video games haven’t been kind to the Ghostbusters. Few have breached the threshold of mediocre and some, like the NES version of the first game, are among the worst games I’ve ever played. It doesn’t […]

Review – Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon

October 3, 2019 Adzuken 0

Towards the end of the Wii’s lifespan, I made an effort to scoop up whatever lingering titles I was still deficient on. Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon was one title that I hadn’t […]

Review – Rule of Rose

September 24, 2019 Adzuken 0

For bringing me my beloved Chulip, I feel I owe Punchline a debt of gratitude. Unfortunately, in their short time as a developer, they only made two games; the aforementioned Chulip and an obscure horror […]

Review – Hotline Miami

September 5, 2019 Adzuken 0

Killing without consequence is something that video games seem to share with action movies. Regardless of how heroic a protagonist is supposed to be, they usually leave a wake of dead bodies. In reality, each […]

Review – Parasite Eve

August 26, 2019 Adzuken 0

I should have saved this one for Christmas. Parasite Eve beats on every definition of Eve that it possibly could, so of course it starts on Christmas Eve. Not that I’m complaining; placing any kind […]

Review – Yakuza 0

August 22, 2019 Adzuken 0

My experience with Yakuza boils down to this one time that I watched a former roommate play a bit of the first game on Playstation 2. All I remember is the title character running around […]