Video Game Review
Review – Slime Rancher
A globule is the most efficient design for a video game character. A pair of eyes and, if you’re feeling sassy, maybe a mouth stuck to something contained by surface tension (or perhaps a thin […]
2017
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Review – Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
I remember the disappointment that was Resident Evil 5. I didn’t exactly love Resident Evil 4, but I definitely enjoyed it. I was ready to see it on what was then the next generation of […]
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Review – Mutant Football League
I had resigned myself to the idea that I just hated football. While I have some memories of enjoying NFL Blitz back in my youth, it never caught on like NHL Hitz did, or even […]
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Dating Adzuken – Amber’s Magic Shop
As I’ve begun to learn my preferences and have learned to recognize signs of what I’d rather avoid, it has become more difficult to find dating sims that fit my criteria. I feel like I’ve […]
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Review – Dandy Dungeon: Legend of Brave Yamada
For his part in creating my beloved Chulip, Yoshiro Kimura has earned a lot of goodwill from me. As such, I’ve been happily lapping up the games produced by his new studio, Onion games. However, […]
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Review – Yomawari: Midnight Shadows
I can’t claim to have been impressed by Yomawari: Night Alone during my recent playthrough, though I do confess that its story and aesthetic at least left an impact. That’s generally why I still play […]
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Review – Coffee Crisis
The beat-’em-up genre is one of the simplest formulas in gaming. During the early 90’s, following the release of Final Fight in the arcades, the genre exploded and found itself host to all manner of […]
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Review – Never Stop Sneakin’
I have a pretty severe distaste for Metal Gear Solid, but I will readily admit that it is stylish, which is probably a big factor in its lasting popularity. It copied its MSX predecessors’ palette […]
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Game Complaint Department’s Game of the Year 2017
2017 may very well have been the best year in video games since 1998 saw the release of several landmark titles like Half-Life, Star Craft, and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. While the year […]
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Review – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
The original Legend of Zelda is one of the earliest games I remember experiencing, and the one I often cite as my gateway into the hobby. It’s a landmark title for me. For most of […]