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Review – Black Bird
Did you know I love Chulip? If not, hmm… You must be new here. Actually, I don’t think I’ve brought it up on this site very often, but whenever I touch something remotely adjacent to […]
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Review – Slime Rancher
A globule is the most efficient design for a video game character. A pair of eyes and, if you’re feeling sassy, maybe a mouth stuck to something contained by surface tension (or perhaps a thin […]
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Review – Ben Bero Beh
I have a confession to make: I’m attracted to weird Japanese arcade games. There’s a word for it: Bakage (Ba-kah-gey, not ba-cage). It means stupid game. It’s not to be mistaken for kusoge (koo-so-gey) which […]
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Review – Final Fantasy VII Remake
If you’ve come to know me as a contrarian or something, then it might surprise you to know I actually like Final Fantasy VII. Just before I started the Game Complaint Department, I finished my […]
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Review – Metal Slug
Arcade games weren’t a huge presence in my development as a gaming hobbyist. There was usually one around, and I played them when I could, but I was too young to have a substantial enough […]
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Review – Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
I remember the disappointment that was Resident Evil 5. I didn’t exactly love Resident Evil 4, but I definitely enjoyed it. I was ready to see it on what was then the next generation of […]
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Review – Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Nazis are my favourite video game enemy. It’s just a shame they’re based on an actual ideology. Or maybe that’s not a shame because it makes them even more fun to shoot in the ideology […]
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Review – Cyberpunk 2077
I love Shadowrun, and even though that’s not what we’re here to talk about, it is why I wanted to try Cyberpunk 2077. The Cyberpunk tabletop RPG is like Shadowrun, but only half as cool […]
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Review – Signalis
We’re pretty far removed from the days when people would lock their lion keys up with three crests and one crest replica made of wax. The survival horror genre was reasonably long-lived but eventually went […]
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Review – Mutant Football League
I had resigned myself to the idea that I just hated football. While I have some memories of enjoying NFL Blitz back in my youth, it never caught on like NHL Hitz did, or even […]